Join G-Man and hundreds of other bloggers playing Flash Fiction Friday 55. Try writing a complete story in only 55 words… Count blessings instead of your crosses;
Count gains not your losses.
Count joys instead of woes;
Count friends not your foes.
Count smiles instead of tears;
Count courage not your fears.
Count full years instead of your lean;
Count kind deeds not your mean.
Count health instead of wealth;
Count on God instead of yourself.
And now that I've counted my blessing....
I'm going to vent with Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies
- Fuck you to the organisers of our Year End Function. They treated us like fucking mushrooms by keeping us in the dark and feeding us shit. They've now gone a put a spanner in the works and switched up the teams. Now we've gotta start planning all over again. We always have Plan B..
- Fuck You to the national air lines who have hiked their prices way beyond my budget to more than double their normal prices for December. Now I can't afford to go see my mummy for Christmas with my girls. Fuck that for a sorry story...
Theme : Gross Me Out!
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| Is this bloke for real? |
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| Mankinis leave NOTHING to the imagination |
Is this Skank Ass Ho for real?
I killed myself laughing at her "supposed" sexy booty bouncing
while the fucking cat just sits there, stretches and snoozes.
Hysterical.
There is a whole following of these Booty Bouncers on You Tube.
There is a whole following of these Booty Bouncers on You Tube.
Have a kick ass Weekend, Freaks!
