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Some More Connolly

The Hilarious Billy Connolly

Growing up in the 70s, my dad used to own stax of Billy Connolly's comedy LPs and played them constantly.  He even made his poor friends listen to them at our parties.  He used to play them so often around the house that we all knew the records word for word.  I stumbled across his stuff on YouTube and thought I'd share one of them with you.  I enjoyed actually watching his comedy instead of just listening to it.  His manerisims are funny too and I still love him.  He's hysterically funny.  All the Scots slang comes swimming back into my head...

Only In The Movies

I got this from fellow blogger Hanlie... and I enjoyed thinking about this and had fun doing it.

"If they were to make a movie about your life, who would play the part of you, your true love, your best friend, your mother/parents and your worst enemy?"

The part of me would be played by Julianne Moore because, not only is she a brilliant actress, but she is a natural red-head, like me, and some people say I kinda look like her (I'm the chunky ugly version of course)

The part of my true love would be played by none other than the handsomely rugged and soopa sexy

Ryan Phillippe

My best friend would be played by the quirky and beautiful Cameron Diaz

My Mother would be played by the talented, strong yet cuddly and incredibly gorgeous Helen Mirren

My dad would be played by the filthy-mouthed and incredibly witty and funny Billy Connolly.

My worst enemy would be played by the fake and slutty Paris Hilton

So tell me - who would your five be??