Happy Birthday to Me!

29 today....again, Bloggy Friends! 
(hey, as long as I can get away with it, I'll be 29.... I don't think I'll get away with that for much longer).

Feel free to send gifts, cake, vouchers, chocolate, money, pretty heels, twinkly things and such.

Lets Rock On!

Birthday Coming Up

My Birthday is coming up this weekend and I would rather just forget it than celebrate it for a number of reasons:

• Its winter and its cold and no one wants to come to a party in winter.
• I'm dead broke
• 38 candles does not look good on a cake (more like a fekking towering inferno).
• I'm on diet to I can't have cake anyway.
• I've already received my gift from My Boerewors.
• Its Soccer World Cup and everyone will be watching the footie on telly.

Case closed.