It is so cold today I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

I HATE winter with a passion [go read how passionate I am about it Why Winter Officially Fucking Sucks!] 

I still think this post of mine I wrote a couple of years ago is true to boot and its fucking hysterical (if I do say so myself). 

I thought I'd try stay positive but its gonna take until February to thaw out my nipples stand, Plonkers!

So to cheer myself up, I thought I'd share my only good things about winter.

Black Polo Necks

My Hounds Tooth Scarf

Bright coloured beanies

Pink Fuzzy Mittens

My Black Biker Books

Toe Socks

Fox Fur Ear Muffs

Hot Chocolate!

Now ALL IS FORGIVEN!  Bring Summer back!

What are your favourite winter woolies? or would you rather stay indoors in yer jammies playing Mystic Warlords of Kaa-Haa with yer dorky mates?

Don't forget to Caption my Freaky Photo Competition!

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I'm Officially Hibernating!

hi·ber·nate

intr.v. hi·ber·nat·ed, hi·ber·nat·ing, hi·ber·nates

1. To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state.

2. To be in an inactive or dormant state or period.

Some of you may know from last year's winter post (Read it here) that I detest the winter and it depresses me terribly when I'm cold.  All I want to do is stay indoors, be depressed and miserable and preferably do it all in bed.  So, I am officially switching off for the rest of the winter.

Hibernation induction trigger (hibernation inducement trigger or HIT) is a substance found in the blood of hibernating animals and I am injecting myself with this today.  I'm powering down until the summer comes...

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr