Gross Google Image Search

Most of you Plonkers know that I’m a fan of freaky shit.  Yeah, all the disgusting things that others hate to look at - contortionists, swallowing swords, gory vehicle accident victims.  I hate to look but I can’t look away.  Urgh!  They make me feel sick!  But I dare not look away.  I can’t help it.  Anything that says “Not for the feint hearted” I just have to watch! 

 

I used to have a dedicated weekly post slot called Freaky Fridays because of my love for everything weird and whacky.  Well, here’s something to do if you’re bored at work.  Things which I’ve stumbled over on my Google Image Searches that will make yer toes curl and awaken yer gag reflex.  

I am rating them from 20 down to 1.

Ready?

20.  Megan Fox Thumbs

19. Faces of Death

18. Obese

17. Smoking Lungs

16. Varicose Veins

15. Goiter

14. Plastic surgery Catwoman

13.  Elephantiasis

12.  Clint Howard

11. Blue Waffle Disease

10.  Worlds Ugliest Dog

9. Projectile Vomit

8. Brown Recluse Spider Bite

7. Amy Winehouse

6. Roadkill

5.  Clubbed Foot

4.  Leukoplakia

3.  Crabs the STD

2.  Herpes

1.  Abortion

And a bonus search Smegma.

Now go eat yer lunch!  Or go watch 2 Girls 1 Cup!

Or Go and caption my newest Freaky Photo Competition #8

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I had plastic surgery...

...I cut up all my Credit Cards!

Day #4 of Liquid Diet

Yesterday's Smoothie

This one seems to be my favourite so far.  

It includes carrots, pineapple, mango, apple, banana and orange 

juice a couple of mint leaves and a handful of cashew nuts.

Today's Smoothie

Includes:  Spinach (you really don't even taste it but it looks fucking awful!), celery, mango, carrots, apples, banana, pineapple and cranberry juice, a handful of nuts and mint leaves.

don't you just LOVE the dog in the cartoons?

 H

e's forever peeping out with a worried look on his face.

I'm loving the slippers!

I know of few of these types

Freaky Friday - Episode 1 - Quasimodo

For as long as I can remember I've had this morbid facination with anything freaky. 

From humans with extra limbs, to people with fettishes, to phobias, stalkers and of course the disgusting YouTube viral video: 2 girls one cup and anything to do with the super-natural.


Ironic, because I can't even watch a decent horror film without getting fucking nightmares and yet I just love freaks.  I have to look - even though I can't bear to look, I can't bear to look away even more! 

Its like a magnet that pulls me to these kinds of oddities.  I know, I know, I'm sick.  There is a name of us freaks - Freakaphobe!


So we'll start off our my First Episode of Freaky Friday with the Top 10 Human Freaks of Nature.


Enjoy.





One of the Most Freaky Humans Eva - If not the fucking freakiest -Quasi Modo.


Was he real? or just a character made up by writer, Victor Hugo?

Quasimodo was supposedly born with physical deformities, which Hugo describes as a huge wart that covers his left eye and a severely hunched back. He is found abandoned in Notre Dame (on the foundlings' bed, where orphans and unwanted children are left to public charity) on Quasimodo Sunday, the first Sunday after Easter, by the archdeacon Claude Frollo, who adopts the baby, names him after the day the baby was found, and brings him up to be the bell-ringer of the cathedral. Due to the loud ringing of the bells, Quasimodo also becomes deaf. Although he is hated for his deformity, it is revealed that he is fairly kind at heart.


Fucking Fugly Freak!  I love it!


Check out more Freaky Friday posts...HERE and HERE