Broken Penis

A Welsh farmer fractured his willy after oogling a teenage girl milking her goats, while carrying a heavy sack of feed. 

Farmer Dai Jones, 52, from Llanfairdrindognog, had been moving the feed sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch sixteen-year-old Cerys Jones (no relation) hitch up her skirt, squat down on a stool and grasp the udders of a goat. 

Jones became over excited and dropped the sack on his erect cock-a-doodle doo, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. 

Doctor Hywell Jones (no relation either) told the press: "I did what I could for him, but it's a toss up whether he'll ever play the the organ again, at least in Chapel, isn't it?" 

When we attempted to contact the goats, they were unavailable for comment, but their agent, John 'thomas' Jones (related by marriage), told us: "To tell the truth, boyo, they're so relieved they've not stopped celebrating since the accident, isn't it?" 

Sheep from as far afield as Cardiff were heard to exhale huge sighs of relief when news of Farmer Jones' accident reached them.

Freaky Friday - Episode 1 - Quasimodo

For as long as I can remember I've had this morbid facination with anything freaky. 

From humans with extra limbs, to people with fettishes, to phobias, stalkers and of course the disgusting YouTube viral video: 2 girls one cup and anything to do with the super-natural.


Ironic, because I can't even watch a decent horror film without getting fucking nightmares and yet I just love freaks.  I have to look - even though I can't bear to look, I can't bear to look away even more! 

Its like a magnet that pulls me to these kinds of oddities.  I know, I know, I'm sick.  There is a name of us freaks - Freakaphobe!


So we'll start off our my First Episode of Freaky Friday with the Top 10 Human Freaks of Nature.


Enjoy.





One of the Most Freaky Humans Eva - If not the fucking freakiest -Quasi Modo.


Was he real? or just a character made up by writer, Victor Hugo?

Quasimodo was supposedly born with physical deformities, which Hugo describes as a huge wart that covers his left eye and a severely hunched back. He is found abandoned in Notre Dame (on the foundlings' bed, where orphans and unwanted children are left to public charity) on Quasimodo Sunday, the first Sunday after Easter, by the archdeacon Claude Frollo, who adopts the baby, names him after the day the baby was found, and brings him up to be the bell-ringer of the cathedral. Due to the loud ringing of the bells, Quasimodo also becomes deaf. Although he is hated for his deformity, it is revealed that he is fairly kind at heart.


Fucking Fugly Freak!  I love it!


Check out more Freaky Friday posts...HERE and HERE