55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 6 - Flog Yo Blog

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays.

The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. Its all good.

I counted from one to ten

I clasped my hands together, closed my eyes and prayed

I locked myself in the bathroom

I hid out where no one could find me

I wished to be invisible

projected to blend in

But I'm very close to giving up

don't make me have to fuck shit up

Mummy Time - Flog Yo Blog Friday is about passing it forward.  Go check it out.  Happy Friday!

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 5

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man  on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays. The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below.  Its all good.





They're not love handles!
No.
I've got love impact protection barriers.
And they’re all mine!
I have proudly cultivated them
over many years
And proud to say
they cost me a small fortune
KFC
Pizza
Nandos
Maccie D’s
It doesn’t come cheap anymore.
Having two kids did contribute.
The price you pay for awesomeness...

Freaky Friday - Episode Four - WTF?

My Freaky Friday's theme this week is :  WTF???

What the Fuck is happening in these pictures?  Freaks with a capital F!

Is that a Muppet wedged in there?

Piggie Midget with Vodka.  Why the fuck is there an axe stuffed down his pleather trousers?

Saggy Ass Geriatric Pyromaniac in a crash helmet and heels flees the scene...

Take your paartner by the limbs,

Suck on your juicy cucumbers,

Balance that block of lard on yer head,

in your wife's skirt and underwear?

Grubs Up!

Take a look at the size of this mutha-grubba!

With those googly eyes and inflated lips, this plonker is doing a pretty good impersonation of a gay FISH who's Stylin'.

And of course we can't leave out the plastic surgery freakazoids:

The most famous of them all

Miss Joscelyn (she was the Shizzle once)

*meow* with ink and piercings

Give us a Kiss with those Blow Job lips

Fugly Barbie Wannabee?

Tori's lopsided tit job.

Two crumpled-up socks in yer wonder bra would look better than this

and a lot cheaper than a fuckin' crappy LA Plastic Surgeon.

The Concave chest of the deflated Paula Abdul

Have a kick ass weekend!

That's All Fuckers!