Day 25 - The 30 Day Blog Challenge

Topic - What's in your purse?

My purse is where I keep my money and my credit/debit cards but I'm sure this topic means my handbag because the Yanks call it a purse.

So here's whats in my handbag (I would've done another VLOG but I know no one would watch it)

• Make Up Bag
• iPod, earbuds and charger
• Letter to Santa from Megan (haven't posted it yet)
• Deoderant
• Lighter and Fags
• 2 memory sticks
• Hair brush
• Tissues
• A Car Freshener
• Bills
• Waterless Hand Cleanser
• Ultima Fat Away
• Three Pens
• Scrunchie and clips to tie up my hair
• Some dirty tissues
• Car Keys
• Purse 

But Who the Fuck gives a fucking rats arse about that, right? My grovelling apologies to bore you to fucking tears and very nearly slitting your wrists, here's a vid that brough me to tears in a different way!!!

 

I laughed so hard I nearly peed my knickers!

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 6 - Flog Yo Blog

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays.

The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. Its all good.

I counted from one to ten

I clasped my hands together, closed my eyes and prayed

I locked myself in the bathroom

I hid out where no one could find me

I wished to be invisible

projected to blend in

But I'm very close to giving up

don't make me have to fuck shit up

Mummy Time - Flog Yo Blog Friday is about passing it forward.  Go check it out.  Happy Friday!