Gross Google Image Search

Most of you Plonkers know that I’m a fan of freaky shit.  Yeah, all the disgusting things that others hate to look at - contortionists, swallowing swords, gory vehicle accident victims.  I hate to look but I can’t look away.  Urgh!  They make me feel sick!  But I dare not look away.  I can’t help it.  Anything that says “Not for the feint hearted” I just have to watch! 

 

I used to have a dedicated weekly post slot called Freaky Fridays because of my love for everything weird and whacky.  Well, here’s something to do if you’re bored at work.  Things which I’ve stumbled over on my Google Image Searches that will make yer toes curl and awaken yer gag reflex.  

I am rating them from 20 down to 1.

Ready?

20.  Megan Fox Thumbs

19. Faces of Death

18. Obese

17. Smoking Lungs

16. Varicose Veins

15. Goiter

14. Plastic surgery Catwoman

13.  Elephantiasis

12.  Clint Howard

11. Blue Waffle Disease

10.  Worlds Ugliest Dog

9. Projectile Vomit

8. Brown Recluse Spider Bite

7. Amy Winehouse

6. Roadkill

5.  Clubbed Foot

4.  Leukoplakia

3.  Crabs the STD

2.  Herpes

1.  Abortion

And a bonus search Smegma.

Now go eat yer lunch!  Or go watch 2 Girls 1 Cup!

Or Go and caption my newest Freaky Photo Competition #8

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Ask A Daft Scots Lass and Ye Shall Receive - A Vlog

This is a repost from last week because of the "Blogger is Unavailable" issue. 

Therefore all my comments for this post were DELETED!  Do comment again.


Some of you Plonkers may remember that I've done this before and didn't get a huge response.  

But now that I have some new visitors that pop in from time-to- time and a few more followers, I decided to do it again.  You never know, I may just get a few more questions this time.  Oh and coz I love vlogging.  Don't, you know it!!!

The deal is this - 

You ask me questions and I vlog the answers.  Simple as that.

So is there something that you've been busting to ask me?  Is there something that bugs the shit out of you, about me?  Is there something that you are dying say or make me do?  Here is your chance. 

Limited offer only...

Remember don't ask me to say Antidisestablishmentarianism.  Yes, it is a real word and yes, I do know the meaning.. I need that like I need a second crucifixion.

Ready?

Go!

(Nicked this from Gucci Mama.)

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Vlog # 7 The Big Bang Theory, Gym Training and Woolies Cheese Pies

I started out being a bit pissed off doing this vlog because I'd done it a few times and lost it while uploading to YouTube!  But check how my eyes start twinkling when I start talking about Sheldon, Howard, Leonard and Raj?  I think I have a serious problem.  I may have to seek professional help.  Any suggestions?

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I'm no model and I'm okay with that because I really don't want to look like a Whippet or a Skank Ass Ho - 55

Its Freaky Friday

Lets get Jiggy

Put yer party had on and

Dance

Dance

Dance

Wiggle your bum and shimmy those shoulders

Grab a partner, girate a pose and smouler

A glass of wine should help the mood along

Some funky music to sing-a-long

Yeah its Friday

And its

P-A-R-T-Y

time.

Lets rock it, Fuckers!

Go ahead and offend as many skanks with these Bizarre T-shirts or Foul-Mouthed T-shirts.

I could totally work ANY of these bitches...

10 bucks for this one

FFF55 and Fawk You Friday

Go give The G-Man some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing Flash Fiction Friday 55.

Write a complete story in only 55 words. Its easier said that done.

Enjoy!

Don’t spend your precious time asking “What is happening to the world and why isn’t it a better place?”.  It’s only be time wasted.  The question to ask is: “How I can I make it better?”  To that there are plenty answers.  It sometimes takes minimal effort to make a huge impact on someone else.

Yay! Its Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies

Ready! Steady! Vent!

I had ONE BIG thing that I want to vent about this week that I can't really vent about on my blog.  Yeah, I know I always say never censor yerself but this is about work and I don't really wanna splash things about work all over the interwebs and get fired for it.  I do enjoy my work, its just circumstances that I'm PISSED OFF about.  Its been a very emotional week at work and some major changes taking place...So, I'm taking the easy way out and just making a general Fuck You to that in general.

Fuck You to that freakazoid Lady Gaga who recently wore a dress made out of fucking sirloin steaks to the MTV Music Awards.  God, she's so fucking twisted you just can't look away.  Don't worry Vegans its FAKE!  But still only the Gaga would wear this in public, hell, only Gaga would wear this at ALL!

Lady Gaga meats MTV 

Fuck you to the fucking retarded Nicole Kidman who was once really pretty, actually quite the gorgeous gal around Hollywood.  Now that skank has had so much plastic surgery you could cut her waif frame with a knife.  She's gone from strikingly stunning to uglier than a bag full of fucking hairy arseholes!  Stoopid bitch.

Finally, a big Fawk You to My Boerewors who, more often than not, makes ME sleep in the wet spot.  I'll get you back...be on the look out for revenge...

Go FlogYoBlog Friday at Random Ramblings of a SAHM 

The Hardest Button To Button

Pick one and move along swiftly, Fuckers!