Friday's Shoegasm, Fawk You and Walmart Booty Bouncing

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Take My Friday's Shoegasm button and post your favourite pair of  pretty shoes.  Top Shop has some awesome stuff but I couldn't have a Shoegasm without Christian Louboutin - The Fucking Genius when it comes to heels.


Christian Louboutins



Fun Circus Style Shoes

Giuseppe Zanotti’s Multi-coloured pumps $599



Mona Moore at This Next



Top Shop $190

Oh My Sweet Fucking Genius I have fallen in LOVE with Top Shop!  Take me there and leave me there if you wish.  Have you seen some of their stuff? Why or why do we not have a Top Shop here in South Africa?  My birthday is next month, Plonkers!  Send me some Top Shop Love!!!!
 

Top Shop $128



Christian Louboutin (The Genius) gives us the platform sling-back *double drool*

Link up with Boobies and Christy for Fawk You Friday

• Fuck you to the Doochebag interwebs whom I normally adore and love more than anything but this week while surfing it up, revealed who won American Idol before we got to see the finale here in South Africa.  That's just Bollix!
• Fuck you to wee Bloemfontein lassie who married Nicolas Cage's son, Weston.  South African girls are certainly getting "out there".  Then again Fuck That, she can have him, he's kinda creepy actually.
• Fuck you to the South African Lotto that picked my FIL to win a nasty sum of cash instead of me!  Och well, they say you've gotta play it to win it, right?  Go Dadio! 

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National Cleavage Day, Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Firstly, Happy National Cleavage Day!

Secondly, yet another Fawk You Friday rolls in, so please go and link up with Boobies and bitch, bitch, Bitch!


Fuck You to the Fuckers at The Big Bang Theory merchandise website.  They don't ship to South Africa.  Bastids!  Now I'm gonna have to make my own Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spok Tee shirt. 

"CBS has announced the details for the May 5th episode of The Big Bang Theory. A new episode airs tonight, but the show will be in reruns on April 14th and 21st. The final four episodes of the fourth season will air between April 28th and May 19th" 

Fuck That!

Fuck you Fuckers that have NOT entered my So You Think You Can Vlog Competition.  Whats wrong with you!?  I know you Wankers Vlog - I've been to YouBoob.  Will it help if I tell you the winner gets to buy me some Big Bang Theory merchandise and ship them to SA for me?  Kidding!  The prize is actually really cool - so enter already!

I've been working hard at gym and sweating like a fucking pig to get this body back into shape.  Its harder than I thought.

Rightyhoo Plonkers, time for shopping and who can resist a pair of these babies.  Ah Heels...how awesome you are.  Go link up with Peace Love and Applesauce


 

Teal Satin Platform Pleated Pump $22.99 from bolelane.info

Loving my L.A.M.B. heels lately.  These are from the Juva collection and I think the hounds tooth is gorgeous!  Zappos for $353

$71.99 from Topshop

Yves Saint Laurent heels $71.99 from Topshop

Oh yeah, don't forget to enter  my

So You Think You Can Vlog Compeition! 

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